Backed away......If I leave will I be considered "unzipped?"
LMAO!!!!!!!!
gordon d
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gordon d
Hey Brother Asheron,
I think we need to have Brother Backed Away come and visit with us a little... I'm not sure that his attitude conveys a Zippy loving heart condition... I've instructed some of the other members not to respond to any of his posts. As you well know, even a simple LMOA can lead to a conversation that would allow the evil ones to try and plant seeds of doubt among the true Zippyites.
"I can do all thing through He that Zips me" -
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21 november.
by sosboots inhi all,.
i am not a member of the jw, is todays date 21st november a speacel date in your religion?.
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gordon d
I Can't believe YOU People!!!
The 21st is always the last day to turn in your time slips!!!
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Cool!!!! And you don't even have to prove that he exist!
ALL HAIL ZIPPY!!!
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I could sure use some kind words today.
by Abandoned inhey guys.
i've had a pretty tough day today and i'd sure appreciate some good vibes and words of encouragment.. thanks..
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gordon d
COC Rocks... I can't wait to get his second book.. Arthur said it's even better.
Let me see....
You're single..
You're on the phone with a girl from MO with big boobies all night...
The girls on Gabbly are saying you're Hot!....
And a chick from CA offers you a bubble bath...
... I am SOOOOO sorry you're having a tough day.... twit! -
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gordon d
LMAO!!!! How do I join?
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Scotish joke
by mouthy ina guy walks into a glasgow library and says to the prim librarian:.
"excuse me miss, de ye hiv any books on suicide?".
to which she stops doing her tasks,.
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gordon d
Who knew the Anti-Christ had a sense of humor????
Love ya Mouthy! -
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I could sure use some kind words today.
by Abandoned inhey guys.
i've had a pretty tough day today and i'd sure appreciate some good vibes and words of encouragment.. thanks..
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gordon d
Hey buddy....
What's up???
good vibrations heading your way... nanananananana... nanannanananananannananaa -
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Update on Grandson
by Undecided incan't believe what's going on over at the hospital where he and his family are.
his mother was acting out of her head and they found out she had pneumonia at the hospital yesterday and today my son, her husband was taken to the intensive care because of not breathing.
they both were there to be with their son who had his biopsy.
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Hi Ken.....
Sorry it hurts so much....
If you'd like, I'll add you to our church's prayer request list... -
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What would a jw do if...
by carla inwhat would a jw do if a householder insisted on seeing some form of identification?
anyone else who came to my door (pre all my signs!
) always offered id, even the boyscouts would introduce themself and identify their troop number..
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gordon d
So you stay behind the locked door and say,
"How do I know that you're really one of Jehovah's Witness?
The JW might respond,
"Well, I don't know how I could prove it to you... but I am."
You shout back,
"I know... Go get one of your family members that doesn't agree with you... If you can bring them here, completely ignore them and treat em' like s#!t... then I'll know you truly are one of God's chosen ones!"
Damn.... I crack myself up!